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Quo vadis Zimbabwe?

The African Union conference at Sharm el-Shekh was a fitting response to the sham Zimbabwean election. In essence, a wishy washy call by African “leaders” for some form of negotiations despite the fact that the parties concerned have effectively ruled it out. While the USA has confirmed that it is headed for full blown sanctions, […]

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A harsh analogy of a crisis

Picture the scene of a woman being severly beaten up by her husband, in the very middle of the amphitheatre at the V&A Waterfront. She cries in terror, revulsion, and despair to all who can hear. She begs for help, and tries to alter her behavior and identity to calm down and please her man.The […]

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Don’t get mad, get Bob

With His Excellency, (no one finer at murdering his own people), president for life (or you lose yours), father (of what remains of) the nation, Bulawayo baker of the year and winner of the class spelling bee in 1934, Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe set to announce the result of the presidential election, I figured we […]

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Zim: a tad too late …

“You are hereby fired,” the Queen of England must have muttered, when stripping Mugabe of his honorary Knight Grand Cross in the Civil Division of The Most Honourable Order of Bath. “The elections are an outright sham!” squealed George Bush. “We will not recognise the outcome of the elections!” declared Europe as one, showing for […]

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What does Mugabe want from God?

Mugabe’s assertion that only God could remove him is cause for celebration. The despot has effectively pointed out his own fallibility and has paved the way for the Zimbabwean people, SADC and Zapiro to finally dethrone him. Now we just need to find God. According to academics, diplomats and Ahmadi, the Palestinian shephard, there are […]

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It’s the law, stupid!

Submitted by Chris McConnachie South Africans are a relatively undemanding lot when it comes to our elected representatives. We can look past their dubious private moralities, tolerate their inconsistent public statements or even gloss over their past criminal records. What we do demand from our representatives, at bare minimum, is a level of respect for […]