South Africans are so much better than Australians when it comes to swearing. Possibly not quantity — Australians are said to be unusually prolix when it comes to coarse language — but when it comes to quality, I believe that we klap them stukkend. I was prompted to reflect on the critically important issue that […]
Lifestyle
No time left for anger
It’s often those who are dying that appreciate life most. They get news of a terminal illness and suddenly everything comes into focus, that niggling issue is really not important, that unfulfilled dream becomes a regret, it’s easier to forgive because there is simply no time left for anger. No time left for anger — […]
A mother of two nations
I was feeling black and blue on Mother’s Day because I am, now, motherless. My mother, Nomali, is dead. For the first time in many years, I spent Mother’s Day without her. My soul felt so empty that I could not even bring myself to take flowers to her fresh grave. She was buried six […]
Confessions of a travel slut
One of the best books I’ve ever read is William Sutcliffe’s Are you experienced?, a devastating send–up on the culture of middle–class kids on their obligatory gap year, backpacking around on a “third world poverty adventure holiday.” Read it — I guarantee you’ll laugh like a drain. Perhaps the reason I enjoyed that novel so […]
This is why I moved to Australia
I never thought I would say this. In fact, there was a time when I regarded anyone who moved to Australia as a traitor, and quite possibly racist. The sort of person South Africa would be better off without, as Pallo Jordan might say. When JM Coetzee moved to Australia and learned how to smile, […]
A brief hiatus
So here’s the thing — novel–writing takes up quite a lot of time. And while I do love writing blog posts, when I’m spending all morning with my head in a new book and all afternoon freelancing to make enough money to keep me in tea and toast, it’s quite tricky to comment on my […]
Eco-logical values
To solve the environmental challenges that we face today will require more than simply applying a new set of rules and regulations, it will require nothing less than a shift in our understanding and the underlying values that motivate our current behaviour. Or as more eloquently expressed by Albert Einstein, “The world we have created […]
Putting money on hip relationships
Patrice Motsepe, South Africa’s football and mining oligarch, last week took time to chill, as they say, with visiting US Hip Hop star 50 Cent. Motsepe even attended 50’s show at The Dome, in Johannesburg. And to compensate for Motsepe nodding and humming along to rather strange music in the company of teenagers and 20–somethings, […]
How do you deal with too much email?
I was discussing this issue with some friends over dinner last night, and somebody mentioned that a very prominent player in SA’s social media space has this policy: any email that would take more than 30 seconds to deal with gets deleted. I was horrified. I had written to this person on various occasions, got […]
How I loved smoking
There was a time in my life some years ago when a dark fear stalked me: that I was destined to become the last person on earth who could not kick the smoking habit. Like a fat person in a bakery, I was losing control. Reminiscences about smoking seem such a grubby subject for a […]
How expensive is it to stay connected?
I certainly enjoy being connected to the Internet and digital world, but as my bills poured in at the end of the month, I started wondering just how much this is costing me. Here is a (very approximate) breakdown: 3G modem, 1 Gig , R350 3G modem, 2 Gig, R550 Cellphone contract, R500 Blackberry subscription, […]
Stuff the poor
I was reading the Sunday Times last week and noticed an article about a gathering in Zambia by some of South Africa’s top CEOs. They met for part of the time they were there, but they also partied quite hard, from all accounts. What was the point of this article, I thought? And why did […]