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Don’t blame Canada

When Brandon Huntley is finally deported we should give him a Caster Semenya-size welcome at the airport. Hopefully with as many blacks as there were when Caster got her hero’s welcome. But I want a T-shirt that reads “Mug you later whitey” just for laughs. He must not be given the satisfaction of getting the […]

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SAA and Acsa’s secret 10 commandments finally unearthed

Having spent two-and-a-half hours wandering, lost, dazed, misdirected and alone, through the confusing labyrinthine catacombs of Ortia (m.c.k.a. Johannesburg International Airport) last night, I beg some wealthy and wise entrepreneur to urgently begin marketing a “Survivor SA” kit to save body, sanity and soul. The airport ordeal followed a horrendous 110-minute hellride from the West […]

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Wallaby loss not end of the world

Yes the Boks shouldn’t have lost on Saturday. Yes they performed poorly. Yes they let Australia off the hook with some poor decisions after great work in midfield. Yes they didn’t bring their usual fiery intensity to the match. But no, this is not the end of the world. In fact, it may well be […]

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Fifa’s ‘lobola’ plans make a lot of sense

So Sepp Blatter and company have finally decided to stop worrying about crime statistics in South Africa and do their job as governors of the game. About time, too. Last week’s bolt from the blue may have left Chelsea feeling well, slightly blue, but it was a long overdue stamping out of one of football’s […]

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Accountability is on the march

Robert Gabriel Mugabe’s inane giggle (testified to by those who have seen him up close and nervous) came straight to mind when I read the Presbyterian-sounding judgement of Kenny MacAskill, the Scottish Justice Secretary. The ruling paved the way for the stomach-churning scenes of Lockerbie bomber Mr al-Megrahi returning to a hero’s welcome in Tripoli. […]