Slowly, purposefully, I point my finger upwards at the dripping umbrella above my head while staring at the umbrella seller. She is young; her two black pigtails are tied with simple red cotton and she is trying to sell me an umbrella. It has not quite occurred to her that, although it is raining, I […]
Lifestyle
Be more careful when taking on the train, my China
After dinner in summer the subway stations in Shanghai, like Dong Chang Lu, fill up with families and friends who come here to sit and chat, most of them wearing pyjamas. These are the real dandy jarmies, with red and blue stripes; the dads look like walking rock candy sticks. Many grandfathers prefer old green […]
Top secret Wrigley’s chewing gum
After a gruelling session of learning oral English at the campus on Dong Chang road in downtown Shanghai, the eight or so kids in my class jumped at the chance of playing Blind Man’s Buff, you know, where one kid is blindfolded and has to catch one of the others. It was ten in the […]
Smoking is dangerous to your health
At my funeral my rabbi has been given strict instructions to throw a last carton of Camel Filters and a Zippo lighter into the casket with me just in case, heaven forbid, I wake up six feet under only to find myself without a smoke. Knowing my form I won’t be able to find them […]
Glimpsing the true greatness of Nelson Mandela
In 1996, a South African court formally ended the 33-year-old marriage of Nelson and Winnie Mandela. More than anything else he did, it was President Mandela’s behaviour during this time that left the most lasting impression on me. At no stage did he display anger, bitterness or vindictiveness, so common in marital break-ups. Dignified, sad […]
What if the world …
It’s very likely that much of the rest of Cape Town has known about the Whatiftheworld / Gallery for ages now. I just discovered it. And what a discovery! Apparently it’s one of the Top 50 Emerging Galleries from Around the World. Check it out at www.whatiftheworld.com It’s a big, old warehouse in the slowly-becoming-hip […]
Travel blog pt 2: how Americans drink their coffee
Americans have developed a unique approach to poor nutrition: they drink coffee with a straw so that they can suck the coffee up through a layer of sugar that is deposited at the bottom of the cup and thus sweeten the coffee without using too much sugar. I realise this may seem a trivial conclusion […]
You’ve got to love Australian rednecks
I’ll start off this discussion about the Australian version of a favourite stereotype of the white rural underclass, the redneck, with this disclaimer: yes, I know it’s politically incorrect. Yes, I know that one should not make fun of people who drive pickup trucks with big engines that contribute to global warming and listen to […]
Happy birthday Mr Morris
“It was the worst of times, it was the best of times; it was the age of foolishness, it was the age of wisdom; it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the epoch of belief; it was the season of Darkness, it was the season of Light; it was the winter of despair, it […]
Do you want to be a Lazy Brain Trainer?
Did anyone know we’re in the midst of the Year of Creativity 2008? Apparently we are. Don’t believe me? Check out www.yoc2008.com While you’re there, take a browse through their ‘Be the Change’ project, which they describe as “an entertaining and ironic way of expressing our multiple identities through a set of highly original, personalised […]
Forever in blue jeans: a brief history
I am reading an article by Michael Taussig called ‘Redeeming Indigo’ about the indigo colour or perhaps it’s about the colour indigo. This little history of a colour says so much about the world in which we live. As he remarks that “To slip into the blue of your blue jeans is to slip into […]
Let those without sin, cast the first stone
I have been accused here on Thought Leader of being racist and not liking white people. Funny, seeing that two of my best friends (I don’t have many) are white and I have a very good relationship with several white members of parliament and other politicians (even in opposition parties). I know I am opening […]