I stumbled upon The Bad Baby Names Blog today, and it is quite hilarious. Sarcastic to the extreme, and with a fair bit of research, methinks. Check it out on http://turabiannights.blogspot.com/. These are a few of my favourite bad baby names: McKendrianna Soucily Luane Mercury Sappho Meadow Raegun Baieleigh McKenzie Dycanne Discovery Echo Lily Fern […]
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Let me count how many ways I love you
Apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning for the title line, which I creatively adapted from one of her poems. We have survived another frantic flower-buying, champagne-popping, pink-penguin-attack called Valentine’s Day. The retail industry, every year, lugs huge bags of money to the bank while gleefully chuckling at the foolish consumer who buys into the hype. In […]
I heart street art
When I moved into my flat in Melville a few months ago, the wall of the school situated across the road was a depressing, sludgy grey expanse of concrete with a fence on top of it, punctuated by the occasional messy tag of some egotistical scribbler. Seeing it first thing in the morning was an […]
A tale of two singers, a child molester, the media and the law
Now here’s a story. A few years ago the high-jump star Hestrie Cloete left her husband for the Afrikaans singer Jurie Els. Last month, the newly married couple announced that they were emigrating to New Zealand. Els said they were fed-up with crime, lack of service delivery and bad management. “I am tired of driving […]
Water: Dreaded déjà vu bug strikes
“I can categorically say that we are not facing a water crisis, or a water-contamination crisis,” Lindiwe Hendricks, the Minister of Water Affairs and Forestry told a media briefing in parliament yesterday. “The water that comes out of our taps is among the best in the world.”
Freedom of movement
I have it! Uh huh. After a whole month of being transport-less (after the debacle of my scooter being stolen and then dropped off the back of a truck), I am now, once again, a scooter girl! Hallelujah! These are a few of my favourite things about being mobile, and, in particular, mobile on two […]
Shock and awe
Henry Rollins impressed me so much more than I ever thought he would, and my expectations were pretty damn high. I knew he was clever. I knew he had interesting stories to tell. (Who wouldn’t, knowing the people he knows and having been where he has?). I knew he was funny. What I didn’t expect […]
We reward bad behaviour
Listening to the UK’s Classic FM today, a dramatic and thundering rendition of Tchaikovsky’s Piano Concerto by the Berlin Philharmonic under the baton of Herbert von Karajan and pianist Yevgeny Kissin gave me goose bumps. It also reminded me of a recent article on Von Karajan in the newspaper. Celebrations of Von Karajan’s 100th birth-year […]
I’m not a fan of Valentine’s Day …
… what with all the cheesy red and pink decorations, fluffy animals, shiny hearts and over-priced roses. I’m in the “It’s too commercial for a real emotion” camp. That said, I can find a few redeeming factors about the day of love … So (gulp) here are a few of my favourite things about Valentine’s […]
The things love has taught me
A day in which love is expressed is a day well-lived. Last Valentine’s Day, I sent these words by WH Auden to my Irish lover: “I’ll love you till the ocean Is folded and hung up to dry And the seven stars go squawking Like geese about the sky.” For those of you that missed […]
Free food for those in need from those who don’t need it
With the legions of people who complain about our country but never actually do anything to make it better, it’s always a welcome relief to discover somebody who has stopped complaining and started acting. It’s one of my favourite things, in fact — pro-active people making a tangible difference to others. I’ve just been introduced […]
‘Poephol of the Bailey’
One of the funniest series of books you’ll ever read is John Mortimer’s Rumpole of the Bailey. Each one tells a different story about Horace Rumpole, a criminal barrister who spends his days in the criminal courts of England trying to keep his rogues out of jail. My son Joshua and I love reading them […]