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Dear Bob … about my farm

My relationship with Bob Mugabe has been trundling along for quite a while now — I send him emails, and he never replies. I even invited him to go on holiday with me, and he ignored me. But it all started much earlier, with a couple of brandies one night, when I stumbled across the […]

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Medical aid to die for

You know all those stories about near-death experiences? The loooong passage, the beckoning figure silhouetted against a bright light at the end of the tunnel … Well, that wasn’t exactly my experience, but it came close, even though I was nowhere near dying — I simply had a broken wrist after tossing my KLR into […]