I do. I remember feeling inspired a lot as a kid and even as a teenager — there were all these people to aspire to be like, all these things to learn, all this world out there. The problem is, once you enter the world you have to pretend you know what you’re doing, and […]
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People-mountain, people-sea: welcome to our China and … tlickets pliss!
‘Okay, now do you have a bottle opener for me?’ I asked the shop owner of the little store in the train waiting room designated for departures to Suzhou. While we waited for our train I had bought beers for the Chook and for a Kiwi friend who was coming with us, named Ben. Marion, […]
Winston is my hero
When I am feeling down, or lonely, or just bleugh, I turn to Winston. Yes, dear readers, one of the most reliable sources of pleasure in my life is a fuggly New York apartment cat who sneezes, eats like a pig and gets dressed up in funny outfits. I dare you to look at Winston […]
‘Tis the season to be soppy
With the world markets a mess and most South Africans hopelessly loaded with debt, this Christmas season doesn’t look like it is going to be the most memorable for the retailer’s bottom lines. But I can see a definite silver lining to this dark cloud. Gift giving around Christmas time should never have become the […]
ABSA: Absolute Blessing to Screw Anyone
Is it right that we all bitch so much about banks? I think one of the greatest lessons in life is gratitude. When I was in SA I ran motivational, empowerment courses for children. One lesson dealt with gratitude. All the kids were put in pairs, blindfolded, had marshmallows shoved in their delighted mouths, instructed […]
Fritzl, Baby P, Shannon Matthews, Charlotte’s two – roll call of the damned
Late one Sunday evening in 1987, while still an articled clerk, I received a call from attorney Max Mosselson, who wanted to know if I knew the whereabouts of a client I had been representing for the better part of that week. Mosselson was acting for a woman who was separated and had been trying […]
How much is changing … how little I want it
Gnnaarr…nggg…kapow!….fuggoff are some of the typical sounds associated with this Irish South African as he clambers on or off the subway trains in Shanghai. The Chinese don’t queue, they just blithely surge on and off at the same time, pushing and shoving to get a seat. Hoooaaahhh…there is something surreal about the serenity with which […]
Hannah Jones: not euthenasia, just heartbreaking
What should the courts or the state do when a 13-year-old girl refuses to undergo a heart transplant, which may or may not extend her life? Intervene and compel the operation or adhere to the wishes of the child? Before reading further bear in mind your initial answer to the question set out above, which […]
The magnetic symbolism of Chinese characters
I have resisted trying to learn written Chinese for a long time. It was like trying to read a forest of wind-whistled leaves and twigs. To wit: 我的中文的名字大树. Then I gained interest as I discovered the unbelievably magnetic symbolism attached to some of the characters. Now I know 我的中文的 名字大树 means “My Chinese name is […]
Get to know your leaders:let’s have a Big Brother election!
Two dozen political candidates, four hookers, one house, loads of booze, and ready access to weapons. Each candidate would be given R10 000 to protect, all cupboard keys would be removed, and the hookers’ gender balance would be adjusted periodically to match the needs of the remaining housemates. Within a month or two we’d surely […]
Can African voters break with the political tradition of voting ANC?
SOMETHING magical in the air seems to have aroused the black giant from its political slumber. Of course, this spirit has always been there and was easy to notice in 1994, 1999 and, again, in 2004. Ironically, the experts and other political commentators have always missed it by more than a mile. I guess it […]
‘Whites owe more than other race groups’
“Whites owe more than other race groups”. It’s the kind of headline you will only see in South Africa, a land where everyone — government, marketers and the media — is determined that South Africans continue to see everything, even credit card debt, according to racial categories created more than fifty years ago: “The Consumer […]