The experience of being shoved roughly against a stationary truck and relieved at knife-point of my wallet and watch should have marked the end of my long-standing affection for Johannesburg’s inner-city streets. It did not, even though I have never forgiven those two bastards and occasionally still fantasise about their receiving a painful come-uppance. Maybe […]
Lifestyle
Telling extremists and rumour-mongers to get knotted
There is nothing like uncertainty and the fears it creates to give credence to extremists and to give their rants more attention than they deserve. South Africa at present is fertile ground for extremists; they’re all running around screeching that the sky is going to fall on our heads, but for radically opposed reasons. The […]
Life here, in Africa, is brief as a candle
Sometimes one can feel like an atom — alone, isolated and abandoned. You must have experienced those moments too where you feel that you have lost a whole tribe of good friends, family, relatives and neighbours. It is a development that is enough to drive one crazy because it is so foolish, you know. What […]
Kristallnacht
At the Harrington Street drop-off today, there was a woman sitting on the floor, her legs stuck out straight in front of her in that peculiarly African pose. She was staring at her limbs, as if she could not believe that they had carried her here, that the same legs had carried her over moss […]
Make Africa Day a public holiday
It is Monday 26 May 2008 in Accra, the capital of Ghana, and it is a public holiday. Yesterday was Africa Day, a day that still goes relatively unrecognised in South Africa, and because it was Sunday, the Monday becomes a holiday. The streets are noticeably less busy, the market is relatively quieter. Maybe that […]
Just how safe is Australia anyway?
Bad things can happen anywhere. And they do happen in Australia. Take the case of 54 year old Brian Gilsenan, a Scottish emigrant who was attacked in an apparently motiveless crime in the Sydney CBD four months ago. He died on Saturday. The police never did track down his assailants; now they are hunting for […]
Learning not to hate bluegums
Are you a nationalist gardener? Do you plant water-wise indigenous plants representing our diverse and beautiful flora? Plants and nationalism are not a subject that has come in for much attention in academia. Which is a pity, because there would be fertile ground for research into the discursive construction of responsible, morally appropriate indigenous gardening […]
The wisdom of whores
Elizabeth Pisani is unlikely to make many friends in SA — especially among those in the Aids establishment. This former journalist-turned-Aids-epidemiologist has just written a book with a catchy title of The Wisdom of Whores that deals head-on with the Aids crisis and pulls no punches; she is on a warpath against the Aids industry, […]
Okay, then, God is just a hypothesis
I’m glad my God blog got so many responses. The conversation continues, which can only be a good thing, though I do rather sympathise with those who say: “What? Are we still talking about this issue?” I didn’t mean to reopen the debate about whether there is a God or not, or at least not […]
Everybody’s kung fu fighting
The Chinese have landed. How you react to the Cantonese colonization of Africa is determined by how you see life. Chop suey bowl full? Or chop suey bowl empty?
The freedom of not having a car
I love the freedom of not having a car. No monthly payments, no ruinous splodges of wonga on the garage card. No insurance, no tracking device, no monthly subscription for said tracking device.* In South Africa, I drove a RunX, which, I reasoned, was solid and practical and easier to sell than the Fiat I […]
Is there a Winkie in the House?
Parliament’s unparallelled ability to generate hot air does lend itself to becoming a geothermal power plant and could solve South Africa’s electricity shortage instantly. But, failing that, it also has the potential to play a relevant, stimulating part of South Africa’s democracy. Ndumiso Ngcobo’s recent call for some “politainment” is a timely one. It’s about […]