Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry, upon seeing a distorted photo image in which her nose appeared large, once made a joke about how she now resembled her Jewish cousin. Although the footage was cut from Jay Leno’s Tonight Show, the “incident” was leaked to the media and all manner of shoe sizes has broken out. The […]
2007
Can stupidity lead to the presidency?
Most white South Africans (and a logarithmically growing number of coconuts black people) believe that driving through “shady” places such as Soweto or Hillbrow has a 100% predictable outcome; lying in a pool of one’s blood with a bunch of “locals” performing a wild dance around one’s soon-to-be-corpse. That’s why people talk about “driving into […]
Recipe for a South African music video
Being the Sumo, and being a responsible member of society, I have many pressing matters to attend to on a daily basis. Such important matters as making certainly sure, personally, that the employment rate in the fast-food industry grows exponentially each year at the same rate as my gut. I manage this by keeping my […]
Amandla — the magazine
The broader left is seeing a revival in new forms of organisations, and in proposing alternatives in a complex world. A good reflection of this revival is Amandla — a new left South African magazine. As the website progresses I hope we will be able to claim the site as a “lefty” site that embraces […]
Why do men have nipples? Humour writing — part II
Giving back to society is something to which we all should aspire. This whole “giving back” thing is too often associated with only the rich and famous. That is just plain wrong. Our society cannot afford to wait for Sol Kerzner to throw crumbs our way. We’ve got to grab this bull by the proverbial […]
Don’t call me Lucky
I have a stock response to the outraged SMSs and emails from Kenya, Zimbabwe and elsewhere I get on the death of reggae icon Lucky Dube: “He died of our society” — a society that is still learning to value life. I don’t quite remember where I got this from, but it may be a […]
‘There’s nothing wrong with the game’
So, now that an Aussie has helped us in our World Cup endeavours, it’s probably not bad form to agree with that Aussie when he says something worth listening to. In the aftermath of the World Cup, much has been said and written about the final as a spectacle, specifically portraying it as a drab, […]
‘There’s nothing wrong with the game’
So, now that an Aussie has helped us in our World Cup endeavours, it’s probably not bad form to agree with that Aussie when he says something worth listening to. In the aftermath of the World Cup, much has been said and written about the final as a spectacle, specifically portraying it as a drab, […]
Who decides the priorities when saving the world?
What most people shrugged off as rubbish 20 years ago is now perceived to be the gospel truth. And now there are such vitriolic evangelists in favour that one has to be superbly courageous to even voice an opinion against it. This truth is the issue of global warming. There, I can already see the […]
Who decides the priorities when saving the world?
What most people shrugged off as rubbish 20 years ago is now perceived to be the gospel truth. And now there are such vitriolic evangelists in favour that one has to be superbly courageous to even voice an opinion against it. This truth is the issue of global warming. There, I can already see the […]
‘Bafana Bafana’ offends Mbeki
Thabo Mbeki, presumably in an effort to appear even-handed, has lashed out against the nicknames of our national football teams. Even though the people chose them.
‘My, Professor Dumbledore, what a big wand you have!’
So JK Rowling has outed Albus Dumbledore, wizard supreme and mentor of Harry Potter, as being gay. She admitted this last Friday at Carnegie Hall in New York City when a young fan asked her if the headmaster of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy had ever fallen in love. “My truthful answer to […]