If you like Peeing in Eldorado, and getting caught in the rain.
If you’re not into yoga, and you can’t stand the arms deal drain.
Call Patricia at 021 792 6435
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Man looking for Women — South Africa
From each according to his ability, to each according to his need
And man did I need the top-of-the-range Beemer!
Call the Knife 021 787 5643
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Capital is dead labour, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living
labour, and lives the more, the more labour it sucks.
And that’s after only two Jack Daniels …
Did I mention they doubled my salary?
Call V at 021 987 1453
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Can 5 wives all be wrong?
Try it!
Call JZ at 021 998 6565
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Are you finding the Cape a bit cool?
BRT … BRRRRT
Why not cuddle up?
Helen 071 234 9876
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Have you ever used a blue light?
Have you ever been pulled …
Over nothing?
Feel the love at my next house warming …
Call Jules 072 333 9809
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Somewhere over the Rainbow
Way up high … I pardoned the Reitz 4
And Lord … ask me why …
I need to feel some love …
Call Jon at 082 122 1913
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It wasn’t me in that video … well it
looked like me but making a weird face
… all I can say is I’ll never do it
again … unless the book pays well.
Call Jo … never mind … coming dear …
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Benni — Carlos
CALL ME
PLEASE!
Fuck’s sakes!
082 132 5456
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A prince with dignity and determination
Prince Ngarambe’s goals are to become Rwanda’s first transgender model and to uplift the country’s youth
The EFF’s principles are unshakeable
Unlike the ANC, the core values of the freedom fighters do not change with each leader it elects
