The proposals submitted by the Democratic Alliance leader Helen Zille at a media briefing in Parliament on Wednesday offer, in my humble opinion, a vastly improved electoral system with which to safeguard South Africa’s fledgling democracy, reduce cronyism and limit the number of passengers that parties are able to carry into an election. They are […]
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Chopsticks and impromptu slapstick
I always love watching an unfortunate situation sneak up on an unsuspecting victim if it is going to be for my pleasure and amusement, but often it is only in retrospect that you realise just how utterly terrified the unfortunate victim was during the sequence of events leading to his comedic demise; only at the […]
What is ‘we’? On government, Zuma and our fears
“Surely you should want Kentucky Fried Chicken to give you more than five RMB an hour as waiters?” I asked (The rand is currently less than the RMB). I was facilitating a discussion group of bright Chinese seventeen-year-olds to improve their English. “No, we are students. Five RMB is all that we must be given.” […]
Okay, hands up anyone who’s being inspired by Cope?
During my three-month hiatus from blogging, I received hundreds of emails from readers. This is the summary of what you had to say: 1. If you don’t update the Silwane Files soon, I will have no choice but slit my wrists. [Just do it.] 2. I hope you are busy with your divorce because I […]
Middle East fallout is poisoning our society
Let me state unequivocally from the outset that I fully supported Israel’s operations in Gaza. I have no doubt whatever that these were both justified and necessary given more than three years of almost constant missile attacks against its citizens, that Israel acted throughout with commendable restraint and that Hamas, through its cowardly and despicable […]
Put your faith in black lawyers
One of the fundamental problems that black lawyers are facing in the bid to transform the make-up of legal firms and employment of advocates is the unfortunate legacy we are still carrying from the days of apartheid. Clients — both black and white — are nervous about using black attorneys in the mistaken belief that […]
Yes we did
On 4 November 2008, I was one of hundreds of thousands of volunteers across the United States working to ensure Barack Obama’s election. In anticipation of Tuesday’s inauguration, here’s my account of that day. After an exhilarating 24-hour stretch, I crawled into bed on the following morning with an ache in my left leg and […]
Papers have a field day with ANC manifesto
ANC members in particular and Eastern Cape residents in general must be a dumb lot, to leave their daily chores to listen to ANC leader Jacob Zuma delivering “empty promises”. This will bring them nothing but penury and suffering as a result of decreased investor confidence, inflation and lack of entrepreneurial incentives such as tax […]
The Unbearable Lightness of Listlessness
Many of us, fellow Thought Leader blogger Bert Olivier included, were quite amazed at the list of the 12 Biggest Questions he quoted from the German magazine Wissenschaft in a recent blog posting. They were * What is reality? * Why are we not immortal? * Is there a world formula? * What happens, or […]
The paralyzing pessimism of the Market Theater
Considering that this is the beginning of a new year, I thought it would be important to critically examine the role of artists in our society. Now the other day I went to the Market Theater to watch what was in their first offering. It turned out to be a multi award-winning play that reveals […]
Me, Madame Fifi and dripping taps
The last time I paid my brothel a visit, I left feeling much better about myself. No, not because of the clothes-pegs-on-earlobes thing Luscious Lulu likes doing. Frankly, I find that whole S&M routine disgusting. And immoral. It’s a good thing that I’m close to completing the scientific study I’ve been conducting in brothels for […]
Under which flag will we die?
I get off at the Lu Jia Zui subway stop to go to one of my favourite Western coffee shops, Blue Frog. I have a two-hour break before my next teaching class. At Lu Jia Zui is the pride of the Bund, the Pearl Tower. It comprises two huge purple spheres, one on top of […]