You have to admit the news that ANCYL President Julius Malema’s Sandton neighbours were up in arms about his house-warming party is one of the funniest things we’ve heard about in ages.
Apparently Malema sent out a notice warning residents that he was throwing a bash and if you had any objections that was not the only bash that was on offer.
Must have gone something like:
Dear Resident
Why weren’t you at the airport for Caster?
On Saturday I’m throwing a house-warming party.
You are invited … to complain at your peril.
The toilets will be outside.
Don’t let me catch any of you using them.
Be warned there are a number of wooden structures that I put up for the party.
The Department of Public Works has condemned them.
I don’t have time to take down these woodworks before the party.
You have been warned … about this … and many many other things.
Regards
Big Julie (to my friends so don’t let me catch any of you calling me that)
Apparently the sale of Nazi-like bunkers has shot up in Sandton.
Don’t forget to order one that accommodates a generator doll.
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