… One of the reasons, anyway, is that you can (quite literally) be walking down the street and be handed a piece of paper that says (and I quote):

Marriage Consultant
For Women Only
Dr. Mama Fatuma & Kibo
Cheapest & Cures

Relationship:
1. Is your husband having an affair you suspect?
2. Is he weak in bed?
3. Is he stingy with money?
4. Is there somebody jealous with your relationship?
5. Do you want to get married and things are delaying / get back lost lover?
NB: Doctor also works on bad luck, court cases, kids, employment, business and many more…
Consultation fee R50.00

And on the other side of the paper:
For Men Only
Penis Expert – Money Back Guarantee
Try my new steaming method. I have your last solution — try me.
No pills needed! Just bring your penis to me.

I will work on your penis and you will leave with surprise.
Including:
1. Power for weak penis, stronger and harder.
2. Gives feeling for sex — mentally.
3. Power for having long sex — many rounds.
4. Size expansion, tall or larger.
5. Court cases / love charms.

If anyone wants the number, I can provide it!

And on a completely different note, my fictional short story twist came to life on the M3 in Cape Town today, in the form of a garden of love, complete with metre high cellophane flowers and windmills. Check it out (and vote, please!) on www.canyoutwist.com (under the Gallery or Facebook section). Thanks!

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Bridget McNulty

Bridget McNulty is a writer, content strategist and creative director. She is the editor of Sweet Life diabetes lifestyle magazine (www.sweetlifemag.co.za) and...

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