There are a lot of birds I love. There is the spectacularly coloured Bateleur Eagle — quite possibly my favourite favourite — with its red face and feet, chestnut back and underwing markings that conveniently distinguish male from female; the eccentric, snake-killing Secretarybird; the beautiful Lilac-breasted Roller, a rare blaze of colour in the winter […]
Sarah Britten
During the day Sarah Britten is a communication strategist; by night she writes books and blog entries. And sometimes paints. With lipstick. It helps to have insomnia.
Dating across the (so-called) colour line
Once upon a time, dating across the so-called colour line was illegal in this country, and it was generally considered taboo everywhere else. Now, interracial dating is a growing global trend — there are plenty of interracial dating websites — and this is hardly surprising, given that many societies are liberalising and people have the […]
Why are there so many photographers on Facebook?
The average person doesn’t really think about photographers. We might see evidence of their work all around us, we might take shots of our own, but people who do this for a living? They’re not, shall we say, top of mind. Though I’ve studied the work of Sontag and Barthes, I certainly never gave photographers […]
Blame the tokoloshe
Years ago I went through something of an alternative phase. I burnt incense. I learned to read tarot cards (long story. Don’t ask). I also bought into notions of positive thinking and visualisation, which in many ways prefigured that most malign of publications, The Secret. In many ways, what triggered all of this was an […]
What’s your favourite personalised plate?
This morning as I was heading to work along Bryanston Drive, I spotted a black Merc coupe with the numberplate FINALLY. I wondered what this could possibly mean. Was this car a reward for years of hard work? A moan about the waiting list for Merc coupes? It was the automotive equivalent of Vaguebooking. The […]
If you call me ‘gorgeous’ I will hate you
The other evening, while downloading mail as I sat in the Rosebank Mugg & Bean and cursing the fact that the waiter had brought me wine that tasted like cooldrink, a student approached me. He launched into his sales pitch so quickly I had no time to ask him (politely) to leave me alone. Instead, […]
So I have a new profile pic
You may have noticed that I have a new profile pic up. Frankly, I was sick of the old one. It was taken five years ago and I’d hate you to think I’m one of those people who keep using a photo from nineteenvoetsek even though I’ve become grotesquely fat and wrinkled in the interim. […]
Have you got your SA flag sokkies yet?
The other day I bought a pair of South African flag wing-mirror socks for my car. For R100 nogal, but that’s because I am a true Sandtonite and therefore happy to get ripped off. (If I’d bought them in Randburg it would have been a different story.) Yes, I succumbed to all the gooey patriotic […]
The act of forgetting
Memory is pain. In Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet portray a couple who each undergo a procedure to erase any memory of the other from their minds. The whole idea is to remove the pain and anger inevitably associated with a failed romance. But there’s a twist. The Jim […]
The quotable Lolly Jackson
Say what you like about South Africa’s leading purveyor of punani — and there’ve been people who’ve said he was an arsehole and they’re glad he’s dead — but Lolly Jackson was good for a soundbite. I quoted him in all three of my collections of South African insults and the man who started his […]
Why do we joke about Lolly?
Why do we respond to the news of celebrity deaths with black humour? The news about Lolly Jackson’s murder broke at around 10.30pm on Twitter last night. Within less than five minutes, the jokes started. “lolly jackson murdered … Gigi using her survivor winnings to take out the competition?” “Wow! Lolly Jackson shot only 15 […]
What does your bank account say about you?
Go log into your internet bank account and have a look at your list of beneficiaries. Chances are there’s the story of your life, at least over the years you’ve been banking online. Mine go back to 2004 and they’re disturbingly revealing, mainly because I’ve never paid much attention to them before. There, listed in […]