The other day I picked up another lanyard. It’s in a restrained and tasteful shade of khaki and branded Land Rover, and it will come in very handy in my ongoing quest to stop myself from losing things like keys and cameras and gate remotes. Lanyards are very useful for that sort of thing. It […]
Sarah Britten
During the day Sarah Britten is a communication strategist; by night she writes books and blog entries. And sometimes paints. With lipstick. It helps to have insomnia.
Thoughts on (not) wearing a bra
This afternoon I did something quite radical. It’s not the sort of thing I would usually do, not at all, but for some reason I flung caution to the light north-easterly breeze and went ahead anyway. This afternoon, I walked around outside, in daylight hours, without wearing a bra. It felt … wrong. Not only […]
Can women parallel park?
Cape Town has the mountain. But Joburg has parking. Ja, ja, scenic splendour and all that, but do not underestimate the significance of the fact that living in Joburg generally does not require the ability to parallel park. Sure, there are suburbs like Greenside and Parkhurst (why is there never parking in Parkhurst?) where parallel […]
The digital hall of mirrors
The other morning I discovered that I no longer had 590 Facebook friends. I had 589. As you can imagine, I was devastated. Who had unfriended me? And why? What dreadful thing had I done to prompt such a drastic move? My thoughts circled through a range of possible explanations. Had somebody deleted their profile? […]
What was Woolies thinking?
At 16:29, a News24 Breaking News Alert came through to my inbox. I was intrigued, even a little excited. Had Uncle Bob announced his imminent retirement? Was the petrol price going down by half? No, apparently it was neither of these things. Instead, the headline read: “Woolies caves in on Christian magazines.” Years from now, […]
What do our okes have in common with Al Qaeda?
Who would have thought. It turns out that Al Qaeda share an appreciation for something that is at the core of South African culture: the double-cab bakkie. In this fascinating piece in Newsweek, it emerges that the Hilux is famous in war-torn regions across the world. Whether we’re talking the Taliban, Somali pirates or Iraqi […]
Who else is sick of these ads?
It struck me in the Sandton City parking garage of all places. Revelation is normally not associated with the area in front of the pay stations below the Fountain Court — usually one is too busy swearing because the machine keeps rejecting your R20 note — but Sandton City sells space on its lift doors […]
The comfort of things
I have a lot of stuff in my office. Even by the standards of the creatives in the cubicles up the way, there’s an inordinate amount of clutter and colour jostling for the attention of anybody who happens to pass by on the way to collect their printouts or send a fax. There are books, […]
Do the rich have a better sense of humour?
I work in an industry renowned for bullshit artistry. We’re in the business of selling after all, and it’s our primary function to create and influence perceptions; perception, as we all know, is reality. While we’re at it, we may produce communication that is brilliant, concise and stands the test of time (some of it […]
I’m weeping for our rhinos
Twenty. That’s how many rhino are being lost to South Africa every month through poaching. A creature that first emerged during the Eocene and lumbered through the aeons to walk the Earth today is being shot and hacked in numbers that are truly terrifying. The horn that makes it among the most distinctive creatures on […]
Births and endings
Something struck me the other day. I almost never talk to children. In fact, the last conversation I had with a child was when I was alone in Sydney, and but for what I read on other people’s blogs and in the status updates of Facebook friends, their lives are mysterious to me. I have […]
Do you stop to smell the roses?
The scent of jasmine in the air is intoxicating, isn’t it? I think I may be addicted to it. Every day I yank flowers from the bushes and keep them in my bedroom, my office and my car, where they grow brittle and scatter papery petals everywhere. I am breathing in a sprig of jasmine […]