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Singing as we work …

I’ve been bedridden for two days with a delightful combination of flu and exhaustion. This has been an interesting experience for me not only because I’m usually (very) active, but also because my landlord and -lady (an archaic set of terms if ever there was one!) called in garden services to massacre my little garden […]

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Tea parties are no joke

Now, you might want to dismiss this as the ramblings of a 25-year-old woman who likes dressing up fancy and baking cakes a little too much, but hear me out. I had a tea party yesterday evening (in the balmy dusk air, under a tree, with two kinds of cake and homemade biscuits and sandwiches […]

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Perhaps this is too revealing …

… but I’m really not okay with not having another first kiss. Don’t get me wrong, I’m in the happiest relationship I can imagine, I wouldn’t want to be single and the thought of prowling clubs for a half-decent guy fills me with cold dread. But that moment! That just-before-a-first-kiss moment! That instant when you […]

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The KFC nightmare

There is a road I drive along frequently whenever I’m in Durban — a road that cuts through a squatter camp and passes a number of makeshift roadside stalls (hairdresser, general store, butchery) and a glut of fast-food joints (Nando’s, KFC, Chicken Licken). I was stopped at a traffic light last time I was in […]

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Of men and stupid hats

I was at the Rocking the Daisies festival in Darling this past weekend, and I couldn’t help noticing how many men in stupid hats were strolling around without any semblance of shame. Tell me, menfolk of South Africa, is this some kind of latent desire that only creeps out in places of loud music and […]

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House-proud homeless

I was driving along the freeway the other day (never quite sure which one, but one of those that take you out of the city) when I saw a homeless man, living under a bridge right next to the road. He had the obligatory shopping trolley, filled with tins and bottles and random bits of […]

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Masters of our domain

In the days before mass communication and globalisation and extremely fast air travel turned our world into a shoebox (metaphorically speaking, of course) it was easy enough to be master of your domain. Kill a few wild animals. Perfect the art of the slow-cooked pheasant. Tell a particularly good fireside tale. Hell, even make fire […]

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Livin’ the dream

To all those struggling writers out there, desperately sipping cups of cold coffee and dregs of red wine, smoking cigarettes until the ashtrays overflow and typing furiously until 3am, I have a message of hope: the dream is true. And to all those un-exotic writers waking up at a reasonable hour and studiously sitting down […]

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I am Writer, hear me roar

One of the best things that happened when I found out my novel (Strange Nervous Laughter) was going to be published was that people started giving me respect. Or, rather, respek. Respect denotes having done something worthy, being an upstanding citizen and leading a measured, well-thought-out life. Respek is more of a grudging admiration for […]