Seems as if every day is Christmas in the new South Africa so why not celebrate it?
South Africa’s Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A medical parole sans amnesty
On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two police stays in luxury hotels
and a medical parole sans amnesty
On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three top-of-the-range luxury cars
Two police stays in luxury hotels
and a medical parole sans amnesty
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Four R1m donations linked to billions worth of tenders
Three top-of-the-range luxury cars
Two police stays in luxury hotels
and a medical parole sans amnesty
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five submarines on bricks
Four R1m donations linked to billions worth of tenders
Three top-of-the-range luxury cars
Two police stays in luxury hotels
and a medical parole sans amnesty
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six local councillors with R30m missing
Five submarines on bricks
Four R1m donations linked to billions worth of tenders
Three top-of-the-range luxury cars
Two police stays in luxury hotels
and a medical parole sans amnesty
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven arms deals covered with honey
Six local councillors with R30m missing
Five submarines on bricks
Four R1m donations linked to billions worth of tenders
Three top-of-the-range luxury cars
Two police stays in luxury hotels
and a medical parole sans amnesty
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight Zuma hotlines to complain about corruption
Seven arms deals covered with honey
Six local councillors with R30m missing
Five submarines on bricks
Four R1m donations linked to billions worth of tenders
Three top-of-the-range luxury cars
Two police stays in luxury hotels
and a medical parole sans amnesty
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine Eskom price hikes
Eight Zuma hotlines to complain about corruption
Seven arms deals covered with honey
Six local councillors with R30m missing
Five submarines on bricks
Four R1m donations linked to billions worth of tenders
Three top-of-the-range luxury cars
Two police stays in luxury hotels
and a medical parole sans amnesty
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten woodwork failures
Nine Eskom price hikes
Eight Zuma hotlines to complain about corruption
Seven arms deals covered with honey
Six local councillors with R30m missing
Five submarines on bricks
Four R1m donations linked to billions worth of tenders
Three top-of-the-range luxury cars
Two police stays in luxury hotels
and a medical parole sans amnesty
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven judges influencing judges
Ten woodwork failures
Nine Eskom price hikes
Eight Zuma hotlines to complain about corruption
Seven arms deals covered with honey
Six local councillors with R30m missing
Five submarines on bricks
Four R1m donations linked to billions worth of tenders
Three top-of-the-range luxury cars
Two police stays in luxury hotels
and a medical parole sans amnesty
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 spy bosses protecting all my presents
Eleven judges influencing judges
Ten woodwork failures
Nine Eskom price hikes
Eight Zuma hotlines to complain about corruption
Seven arms deals covered with honey
Six local councillors with R30m missing
Five submarines on bricks
Four R1m donations linked to billions worth of tenders
Three top-of-the-range luxury cars
Two police stays in luxury hotels
and a medical parole sans amnesty
A prince with dignity and determination
Prince Ngarambe’s goals are to become Rwanda’s first transgender model and to uplift the country’s youth
The EFF’s principles are unshakeable
Unlike the ANC, the core values of the freedom fighters do not change with each leader it elects
