Right-wingers continue to huddle and mutter about Armageddon. The Youth are supposedly led by a confused victim of social Down’s syndrome, and homosexuality has never had such a bad month. Ricky Martin and ET? Ouch. Obviously, the local crime scene experts have never watched CSI — letting an imaginary condom vanish, and failing to notice a tooth lying among the trappings of right-wing success (a blood spattered bed frame, a threadbare carpet and scattered rumours). Meanwhile, Julius has left Zimbabwe with all the goodies he needs to set up a Zanu SA franchise in Sandton, of all places, serving cheap and deep-fried sound bites to low-budget takers. It’ll be a tough day for the hungry when they realise that all they have to show for their loyalty is a stomach ache and a bitter taste, while the man they follow has only added calories to his own bloated, Gucci-upholstered belly that can’t stomach real questions. Funny enough, we do share some common ground — I also hate bloody agents.
A prince with dignity and determination
Prince Ngarambe’s goals are to become Rwanda’s first transgender model and to uplift the country’s youth
The EFF’s principles are unshakeable
Unlike the ANC, the core values of the freedom fighters do not change with each leader it elects
