You have to admit the news that ANCYL President Julius Malema’s Sandton neighbours were up in arms about his house-warming party is one of the funniest things we’ve heard about in ages.

Apparently Malema sent out a notice warning residents that he was throwing a bash and if you had any objections that was not the only bash that was on offer.

Must have gone something like:

Dear Resident

Why weren’t you at the airport for Caster?
On Saturday I’m throwing a house-warming party.
You are invited … to complain at your peril.
The toilets will be outside.
Don’t let me catch any of you using them.
Be warned there are a number of wooden structures that I put up for the party.
The Department of Public Works has condemned them.
I don’t have time to take down these woodworks before the party.
You have been warned … about this … and many many other things.

Regards

Big Julie (to my friends so don’t let me catch any of you calling me that)

Apparently the sale of Nazi-like bunkers has shot up in Sandton.

Don’t forget to order one that accommodates a generator doll.

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Michael Trapido

Michael Trapido

Mike Trapido is a criminal attorney and publicist having also worked as an editor and journalist. He was born in Johannesburg and attended HA Jack and Highlands North High Schools. He married Robyn...

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