Chelsea have denied that they will be moving for Kaka despite claims from AC Milan. Seems a great pity really; can you imagine the field day English football fans would be having with that name?
Sing – “You are my Kaka, my only Kaka, you make me happy when I drop a turd, you’ll never know dear, how much I love you, please don’t take my Kaka away.” Or some shit like that.
Better still the press; imagine the headlines …
“Kaka stuck” ; “No Kaka, he’s the real deal” ; “No Kaka Sherlock” ;
Great pity that Stan Bowles isn’t younger and they both join Chelsea … for commentary from Stamford Bridge we join Ian Dark and with him Andy Gray :
“It drops out to Lampard on halfway, he beats Carrick on for Bowels … Kaka!!” Brilliant strike from the Brazillian – Andy … “
“Och ’twas a greyt strike by the wee mon, I thought tha’ it was stuck wi Bowles but no, there was Kaka!”
What about him playing alongside the great Tony Currie — we rejoin our commentary team.
“Terry finds Ashley Cole he looks up and floats one to Currie, the little flick … Kaka!!!!!”
“Och a greyt strike Ian. Kaka seemed ter be driftin’ oot of the game until Scolari brought on Currie. As soon as he had Currie we saw Kaka!”
Top lad with a brilliant name. Maybe the Bucs can get him in his twilight years. I’d love it!
No Kaka.
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