So like everyone in the whole country is writing articles about ET. A forest of opinion has been spewed forth. The internet is gigaflopping all over the pavement with blogs, vlogs, tweets, status updates and posts about Mr Terre’Blanche. Even Die Antwoord would be jealous.

If you are trying to avoid this info-tsunami, this maelstrom of Ah-Veer-Beer-ness, you have come to the right place. I am going to lay it all out for you in a concise form.

ET was a nasty guy who didn’t like blacks and treated them real bad. So some black people killed him.

The end.

PS Voetsek with your comments. My wife is coming with me to SA in two months time and she kakking enough without any more talk about machete race wars.

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David J Smith

David J Smith

David Smith is a world famous artist and a British Olympic hammer thrower. He is a curler for Scotland and Manitoba. A pro wrestler fondly known as the British Bulldog. A Canadian economist and a Mormon...

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