I’ll keep this one brief, Mondays are rough enough hey? Four weeks in, here’s what I’ve figured:
Bulls: Stick to your knitting and you’ll be just fine. These ELV malarkeys don’t forbid kicking it long and keeping it tight. Keep Fourie du Preez fit and when in doubt, swing it to Pierre
Cheetahs: Take up a new sport. Anything.
Lions: Heinke will guarantee you don’t go backwards at the set pieces, so with that secured, gooi it to the backs and let them weave their magic. Oh, and concentrate for 80 minutes.
Stormers: Luke Watson plays best when he is making a point. And if there’s no Jean, don’t bother passing to the backs. Oh, and buy a front row.
Sharks: Four-leaf clovers are the truth! But now, what to do when the luck runs out? PS Jannie+Beastie. Beastly!
Special Antipodean mention:
Crusaders: Clone another Dan-yell Caaarder.
A prince with dignity and determination
Prince Ngarambe’s goals are to become Rwanda’s first transgender model and to uplift the country’s youth
The EFF’s principles are unshakeable
Unlike the ANC, the core values of the freedom fighters do not change with each leader it elects
