10. Spend lots of time with his wife.
9. Watch An Idiot Abroad. Brilliant show!
8. Tweet during Tour de France stages. Stuff like “@andyschleck, you know I would have beaten you today” and “@bradwiggins, b*#ch please, stop frontin”.
7. Do more sit ups in seven months than Alejandro Valverde did in two years. Apparently Valverde did 3000 a day during his two year ban.
6. Watch An Idiot Abroad 2. It’s even better than the first.
5. Not sign for a Spanish team.
4. Unfriend Pat McQuaid on Facebook.
3. Mess with Cadel Evans. Text him and tell him he’s signed with BMC Racing team for his return.
2. Pay his lawyers. Probably a good idea that.
1. Find a cheaper way to prove his innocence like prepare to come back even stronger and win everything under the sun. Instead of losing more money in court, he’ll actually make money this way.
A prince with dignity and determination
Prince Ngarambe’s goals are to become Rwanda’s first transgender model and to uplift the country’s youth
The EFF’s principles are unshakeable
Unlike the ANC, the core values of the freedom fighters do not change with each leader it elects
