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In praise of guineafowl

There are a lot of birds I love. There is the spectacularly coloured Bateleur Eagle — quite possibly my favourite favourite — with its red face and feet, chestnut back and underwing markings that conveniently distinguish male from female; the eccentric, snake-killing Secretarybird; the beautiful Lilac-breasted Roller, a rare blaze of colour in the winter […]

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Dating across the (so-called) colour line

Once upon a time, dating across the so-called colour line was illegal in this country, and it was generally considered taboo everywhere else. Now, interracial dating is a growing global trend — there are plenty of interracial dating websites — and this is hardly surprising, given that many societies are liberalising and people have the […]

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Blame the tokoloshe

Years ago I went through something of an alternative phase. I burnt incense. I learned to read tarot cards (long story. Don’t ask). I also bought into notions of positive thinking and visualisation, which in many ways prefigured that most malign of publications, The Secret. In many ways, what triggered all of this was an […]

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So I have a new profile pic

You may have noticed that I have a new profile pic up. Frankly, I was sick of the old one. It was taken five years ago and I’d hate you to think I’m one of those people who keep using a photo from nineteenvoetsek even though I’ve become grotesquely fat and wrinkled in the interim. […]

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The act of forgetting

Memory is pain. In Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet portray a couple who each undergo a procedure to erase any memory of the other from their minds. The whole idea is to remove the pain and anger inevitably associated with a failed romance. But there’s a twist. The Jim […]

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The quotable Lolly Jackson

Say what you like about South Africa’s leading purveyor of punani — and there’ve been people who’ve said he was an arsehole and they’re glad he’s dead — but Lolly Jackson was good for a soundbite. I quoted him in all three of my collections of South African insults and the man who started his […]

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Why do we joke about Lolly?

Why do we respond to the news of celebrity deaths with black humour? The news about Lolly Jackson’s murder broke at around 10.30pm on Twitter last night. Within less than five minutes, the jokes started. “lolly jackson murdered … Gigi using her survivor winnings to take out the competition?” “Wow! Lolly Jackson shot only 15 […]